[Video Recording : on. Starting transmission][many seem to be unfortunately stuck within cages today, but not Chekov. He is in traditional Russian garb, and is standing on a raised wooden stage. He seems to be motioning an audience closer rather cheerfully] Da, da, da, don't be shy! Dancing was a Russian inwention, you know! Many ozer cultures--zey take it and make zeir own, but Russians, no--it is ze original dancing!
What? How do I know zat? Well, hawe you ewer seen Russians dance? It's ze best in ze world! All Russians know dancing--it is in our blood. We dance for our Motherland, you see? You don't? I must show you, zen. Watch, watch!
[as if on cue, some very upbeat, traditional Russian folk music. It starts out very slow--you can tell he's enjoying this as he starts with a couple slow steps, before the music begins moving faster. His steps follow, becoming more complex and more acrobatic. Think this sort of thing. Yes, including the ridiculously high split-jumps, the whirling, and the fun but ridiculously hard squatting kicks. This continues for a good five to ten minutes until he finishes on one final, rather dramatic pose, sweating, breathing hard, but grinning from ear to ear]
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